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Chloe | 19 | ♀ | ♒

I like funny and peculiar things. Here I post my funnies, enjoy!

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humberts:

You’re 5,000 candles in the wind.

jaclcfrost:

i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe

sixpenceee:

A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just like a plant. He did this by suspending chloroplasts in a mixture made out of silk protein. He believed it can be used for many things but the most striking one is the thought that it could be used for long distance space travel. Plants do not grow in space, but this synthetic material can be used to produce oxygen in a hostile environment. (Video)

*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me:BALLIN
me:BALL IS LIFE
me:BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me:KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
I suck at texting unless:
  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

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